Watching the Bathurst 12 Hour last weekend was fantastic and wonderfully approachable for any racing fan. There was stunning scenery, excellent racing, Mount Panorama, not a single Daytona Prototype in sight — I could go on! The cars were top notch, too. You had SLS AMGs battling it out with McLarens, Ferrari 458s, Nissan GT-Rs, assorted Porsche 911s, those Bentleys(!), and even a Cobra Daytona Replica that's been updated to a modern aero package. What?!

But there was not Jaguar F-Type R Coupe in the grid, because there is no Jaguar F-Type R Coupe GT3 racing car. So I rendered it and got really carried away pilfering pixels off existing GT3 cars and grafting them onto the most natural choice for a host car. Enjoy.

Who's got a direct line to Ian Callum?